Funny Birthday Card - Zero Fucks Given
One upside about aging, the older you get the less you really care about what people think. Or about most things for that matter.
Kraft paper envelope & sleeve.
A2 size (4 1/4" x 5 1/2").
The Card Bureau is a woman-owned design company focused on creating witty, relevant, and humorous designs for greeting cards and gift items. Started in late 2016 by Janie Velencia, a political journalist turned greeting card maker, The Card Bureau draws inspiration from politics, intersectional feminism, and pop culture.
Our aim is to elevate female figures, empower women and inspire self-expression and activism through the things
we make. Moreover, we hope that our products will help people express their values and connect with others in a meaningful way.
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We offer free shipping over $150 / $5 flat rate otherwise via ground, USPS, within the continental US. We also offer expedited, 2-Day USPS for $15.
We are also currently doing free return shipping (please see our return policy) - if you need to return something, contact us for a shipping label with your order information. If you need to exchange something, you will be responsible for the return shipping, but we will cover the outgoing shipping of the new item.
Orders can take 2-4 business days to be processed and shipped. Once your order is prepared for shipment you will receive a shipping confirmation email with your tracking information.
Contact us if you have any questions.
Buyers remorse happens, we get it. Please see below for our return policy.
Given the rotation of our brands, we ask that you return any items that you don't love within 14 days for a full refund, or during the holidays, 14 days post Christmas (January 8th).
We are unable to accept returns after these timeframes. Thank you for understanding!
To initiate a return, please forward your order confirmation email to email@example.com and we will issue you a return mailing label. Please send your return package back within 3 days of receiving the return label and include your packing slip.
We are not processing exchanges at this time.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it with no signs of wear or tear (think: make-up, deodorant). It must also have all original tags/packaging. If you received an item that is damaged, please contact us right away.
Gift cards are not eligible for returns.
Our return policy varies per event - please refer to event pages/ticket pages.